Cartier 20-61323 Swiss Watch

Zimtsterntaler

There is no one who has a bigger heart than my mother. My mother likes every man. People who do not like my mother would have her quasi express ticket to hell fire already in the bag. Against my mother Sterntaler-girl is a selfish cow, because after all, still has indeed kept their shirts.

be deleted for the moment my parents windows and doors, for about a week so the painters moved. Recovered is determined to take literally because I can not imagine that they want to go to the end of the day or of the order back home.
found on the first day around lunch time, my mother the artist sitting with their imported bread on the floor before. "Cowering," as she told me on the phone. (And probably still chewing.) "... As more picture of misery. The I felt really sorry." Since my father was planning to make the stew for lunch warm, offered my mother the same stroke team also some soup. "But they said they only eat a morning snack and then groooooße to night any more." Well - my father was allowed to eat lunch that day and nothing more, at least not a soup. "You know, like stimulating the appetite is when you smell food smell. I would have felt shabby, if we eat hot stew thick here and the poor brought their bread!"
The "groooooße snack" took her by the way as a hint, hint. Advance before the painters "... your mother now runs every day at half past seven in the morning to the bakery and bought for 11 € sandwiches," knew my father to report. "Well I would have felt really bad," said my mother again. "All day work hard and then get offered nothing except coffee, cookies and chocolate ..." Me: "Excuse me - you feed in addition (even fried) but also with cookies and chocolate?" "Well I had to reward them but because they are moving very quickly with the work!"
At this point it would not surprise me if we Christmas this year in a slightly larger circle . Celebrate

Cartier 20-61323 Swiss Watch

Zimtsterntaler

There is no one who has a bigger heart than my mother. My mother likes every man. People who do not like my mother would have her quasi express ticket to hell fire already in the bag. Against my mother Sterntaler-girl is a selfish cow, because after all, still has indeed kept their shirts.

be deleted for the moment my parents windows and doors, for about a week so the painters moved. Recovered is determined to take literally because I can not imagine that they want to go to the end of the day or of the order back home.
found on the first day around lunch time, my mother the artist sitting with their imported bread on the floor before. "Cowering," as she told me on the phone. (And probably still chewing.) "... As more picture of misery. The I felt really sorry." Since my father was planning to make the stew for lunch warm, offered my mother the same stroke team also some soup. "But they said they only eat a morning snack and then groooooße to night any more." Well - my father was allowed to eat lunch that day and nothing more, at least not a soup. "You know, like stimulating the appetite is when you smell food smell. I would have felt shabby, if we eat hot stew thick here and the poor brought their bread!"
The "groooooße snack" took her by the way as a hint, hint. Advance before the painters "... your mother now runs every day at half past seven in the morning to the bakery and bought for 11 € sandwiches," knew my father to report. "Well I would have felt really bad," said my mother again. "All day work hard and then get offered nothing except coffee, cookies and chocolate ..." Me: "Excuse me - you feed in addition (even fried) but also with cookies and chocolate?" "Well I had to reward them but because they are moving very quickly with the work!"
At this point it would not surprise me if we Christmas this year in a slightly larger circle . Celebrate

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If you do not have time to write ...


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Formal Look Grecian Gold Style Hairakeup

If you do not have time to write ...


(eatliver.com)

... you have to work just with cute dog pictures.

Little Bumps On My Bearded Dragon

the Clown have I eaten.

I tug my bag of empty returnable bottles of mineral water around the corner, as I veer already bad - our tribe supermarket is adorned with long, colorful balloon garlands. After complete conversion of the shop is now officially re-opened - just that day i had to choose, to our hard-accumulated over generations back returnable bottles to feed their natural cycle. And in fact - within the store is no stone, no shelf left standing. An important and very pleased with himself looking Store manager with a clipboard is wandering aimlessly between regular customers back and forth to look as if they would burst into tears. Where shelves were arranged before horizontal, vertical and now they run the returnable bottles machine is now in an entirely different corner. It all looks very chic, but unfortunately there is nothing more again.

right at the entrance to the fruit department, a 10 cent large piece of Kiwi offered for tasting ... in the former East Berlin, about twenty years after the reunification ... Well if the people do not drive up in droves to the front door, then I do not know. A lady down on a small table with pots of paint and smiles encouragingly in the round. Face painting.

I've finally durchgehangelt to frozen foods, as echoes suddenly a loud, grating voice of the store "Eieieieieiei! What is this? That's green! Hahahaha!" I am putting up deaf, a strategy that has made itself at all the insane in Berlin often paid - as, for example, recently the man with a stereo system from old yogurt containers Eberswalder street-crossing for half an hour with a surprisingly loud "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare sonicated. Sometime I watch it. It is for once no one to balance a cat on his head and waits for a are collected UFO - it is a yellow-checkered clown. He talks to distraught clients who could not escape in time makes surprisingly listless jokes about tropical fruits and is just loud and unpleasant. Seriously - I've never met anyone who likes clowns. Not even kids they like, usually they run scared away so fast as her short legs stubble they wear.

the rest of my shopping I spend now in order, first lying on the shelf around carefully so I do not run the yellow "joker" in the arms. As I study the cereal packs, I always throw a searching look over my shoulder so I do not suddenly from behind a Water from a spray flowers take charge. I grab a particularly large Spar pack cereal and move it slowly along beside me, to collect crouched behind camouflaged in peace the rest of my purchases.
to strike with an unsheathed baguette before I work my courage finally to the checkout.
Even when unloading the shopping from the cart onto the belt, I am always looking around nervously. Indeed. There he is. Directly at the output. Or input. Depending on which side ... oh, never mind. In brief, I wonder if that has to be achieved by the market underground parking deck a second output. I swallow. The red-nosed stands in the door between me and freedom. When Go out, he will certainly push me one of those printed with the logo Pappsonnenvisiere supermarket with a rubber band in your hand and say something like "Well? Breakfast today no clown? Hahahaha!" But not with me. I think my French pastry with both hands as a battering ram in front of me. I check one last time my ammunition - Not for me I shoot open the way to Biotomaten. I set off running. Just before my white bread can be tough and relentless conflict with the crotch of his baggy trousers, he turns abruptly and turns to another victim - a young girl who flees screaming on the arm of his mother.
I'm free! A muffled sound of relief in wrests my throat. I keep on running. Up to our apartment to the fifth floor. There, I lock the door behind me. Safety first.

Little Bumps On My Bearded Dragon

the Clown have I eaten.

I tug my bag of empty returnable bottles of mineral water around the corner, as I veer already bad - our tribe supermarket is adorned with long, colorful balloon garlands. After complete conversion of the shop is now officially re-opened - just that day i had to choose, to our hard-accumulated over generations back returnable bottles to feed their natural cycle. And in fact - within the store is no stone, no shelf left standing. An important and very pleased with himself looking Store manager with a clipboard is wandering aimlessly between regular customers back and forth to look as if they would burst into tears. Where shelves were arranged before horizontal, vertical and now they run the returnable bottles machine is now in an entirely different corner. It all looks very chic, but unfortunately there is nothing more again.

right at the entrance to the fruit department, a 10 cent large piece of Kiwi offered for tasting ... in the former East Berlin, about twenty years after the reunification ... Well if the people do not drive up in droves to the front door, then I do not know. A lady down on a small table with pots of paint and smiles encouragingly in the round. Face painting.

I've finally durchgehangelt to frozen foods, as echoes suddenly a loud, grating voice of the store "Eieieieieiei! What is this? That's green! Hahahaha!" I am putting up deaf, a strategy that has made itself at all the insane in Berlin often paid - as, for example, recently the man with a stereo system from old yogurt containers Eberswalder street-crossing for half an hour with a surprisingly loud "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare sonicated. Sometime I watch it. It is for once no one to balance a cat on his head and waits for a are collected UFO - it is a yellow-checkered clown. He talks to distraught clients who could not escape in time makes surprisingly listless jokes about tropical fruits and is just loud and unpleasant. Seriously - I've never met anyone who likes clowns. Not even kids they like, usually they run scared away so fast as her short legs stubble they wear.

the rest of my shopping I spend now in order, first lying on the shelf around carefully so I do not run the yellow "joker" in the arms. As I study the cereal packs, I always throw a searching look over my shoulder so I do not suddenly from behind a Water from a spray flowers take charge. I grab a particularly large Spar pack cereal and move it slowly along beside me, to collect crouched behind camouflaged in peace the rest of my purchases.
to strike with an unsheathed baguette before I work my courage finally to the checkout.
Even when unloading the shopping from the cart onto the belt, I am always looking around nervously. Indeed. There he is. Directly at the output. Or input. Depending on which side ... oh, never mind. In brief, I wonder if that has to be achieved by the market underground parking deck a second output. I swallow. The red-nosed stands in the door between me and freedom. When Go out, he will certainly push me one of those printed with the logo Pappsonnenvisiere supermarket with a rubber band in your hand and say something like "Well? Breakfast today no clown? Hahahaha!" But not with me. I think my French pastry with both hands as a battering ram in front of me. I check one last time my ammunition - Not for me I shoot open the way to Biotomaten. I set off running. Just before my white bread can be tough and relentless conflict with the crotch of his baggy trousers, he turns abruptly and turns to another victim - a young girl who flees screaming on the arm of his mother.
I'm free! A muffled sound of relief in wrests my throat. I keep on running. Up to our apartment to the fifth floor. There, I lock the door behind me. Safety first.

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Talk InStyle?

Oh no ... oh no ... I've done it again. Although I had sworn never again ... now and it is simply stronger than me ... before I understand exactly what I was doing, I reach for the gay issue ... because I will seriously consider "Julia Roberts - Receive notifications on wife Scarlett Johansson and her puppy - Happy Life as an eco-mom "or" Ryan Reynolds? Apparently so. At the 98% unacceptable fashion tips can be impossible. Thus, this summer certainly go over, without which I am somewhere in Jodhpur 'm embarrassed ... they're these huge harem trousers with hanging step, the act was a cover up to a more or less wearing an adult diaper or 12 cans carry dog food without a shopping bag homecoming ... in the already saw MC Hammer behämmert completely. Also, I doubt very much that I can persuade Mr XY to wear the shorts, sandals, tank top-fly combination. InStyle
The worst thing is the creepy writing style ... uh ... style. It will take from side to side gewortspielkalauert to the far-fetched that one's eyes bleed. "Oval Office" is the headline on "Luxurious oval diamond watches for women" (in Jodhpur was the way - because of their voluminous section - "business as usual").

completely inexcusable but - the completely mindless Anglicisms.
I imagine it like this: young editor appears highly motivated on their first day at InStyle. From the editor she gets a big, thick book in gilt thrown on the desk: "little while before you get started - here I have the" Great Encyclopedia InStyle Fashion for Runaways "for you. Nice to memorize. If you feel like you just invent more to an English-sounding word ... the acts toootaaal trendy

An excerpt:
! Polkadots ... with ... "= dotted dotted dotted
..." Sunshine- Feeling romantic touch with " = Nausea feeling with passing impression
"We love polo shirts!"
"Boyfriend Jeans", "boyfriend cardigan" = anything that is beyond size 36
"nudefarben" = nackichfarbend
"nerd" look = the fashion tip this (seriously): Put thick glasses (with window glass) and simple time "to look like a fool" ... what woman does not dream?
"cut-out look," "cut-out shoe"
"outfit upgrade" = the do you get when trying to apply to English words German spelling rules
"The trend in Cardigans: XL-boyfriend-cut "= ... but I could swear, it would mean" XL-boyfriend-cut "
"Lifetime-piece"
"... squeaky Colours"
"noble Long Vest"
"Chic Planters'
" polo shirts with patches
"lace-up booties"
"Open Toes" = "Women's shoes with toe cut" ... actually "Peep", what I would term as a trade just let through even the
"feminine, sweet"
"lizard skin. Simply classy."
"mega-bling-bling" effect = glittery doll
"Cool Grey Colour"
"Here's the most wanted nail polish EVER!"
"Longbox acrylic"
...

Please - if necessary, remove me from the violent newsagents, but if I should again be totally weak.

How To Remove A Schwinn Spinner Bike Pedal

Talk InStyle?

Oh no ... oh no ... I've done it again. Although I had sworn never again ... now and it is simply stronger than me ... before I understand exactly what I was doing, I reach for the gay issue ... because I will seriously consider "Julia Roberts - Receive notifications on wife Scarlett Johansson and her puppy - Happy Life as an eco-mom "or" Ryan Reynolds? Apparently so. At the 98% unacceptable fashion tips can be impossible. Thus, this summer certainly go over, without which I am somewhere in Jodhpur 'm embarrassed ... they're these huge harem trousers with hanging step, the act was a cover up to a more or less wearing an adult diaper or 12 cans carry dog food without a shopping bag homecoming ... in the already saw MC Hammer behämmert completely. Also, I doubt very much that I can persuade Mr XY to wear the shorts, sandals, tank top-fly combination. InStyle
The worst thing is the creepy writing style ... uh ... style. It will take from side to side gewortspielkalauert to the far-fetched that one's eyes bleed. "Oval Office" is the headline on "Luxurious oval diamond watches for women" (in Jodhpur was the way - because of their voluminous section - "business as usual").

completely inexcusable but - the completely mindless Anglicisms.
I imagine it like this: young editor appears highly motivated on their first day at InStyle. From the editor she gets a big, thick book in gilt thrown on the desk: "little while before you get started - here I have the" Great Encyclopedia InStyle Fashion for Runaways "for you. Nice to memorize. If you feel like you just invent more to an English-sounding word ... the acts toootaaal trendy

An excerpt:
! Polkadots ... with ... "= dotted dotted dotted
..." Sunshine- Feeling romantic touch with " = Nausea feeling with passing impression
"We love polo shirts!"
"Boyfriend Jeans", "boyfriend cardigan" = anything that is beyond size 36
"nudefarben" = nackichfarbend
"nerd" look = the fashion tip this (seriously): Put thick glasses (with window glass) and simple time "to look like a fool" ... what woman does not dream?
"cut-out look," "cut-out shoe"
"outfit upgrade" = the do you get when trying to apply to English words German spelling rules
"The trend in Cardigans: XL-boyfriend-cut "= ... but I could swear, it would mean" XL-boyfriend-cut "
"Lifetime-piece"
"... squeaky Colours"
"noble Long Vest"
"Chic Planters'
" polo shirts with patches
"lace-up booties"
"Open Toes" = "Women's shoes with toe cut" ... actually "Peep", what I would term as a trade just let through even the
"feminine, sweet"
"lizard skin. Simply classy."
"mega-bling-bling" effect = glittery doll
"Cool Grey Colour"
"Here's the most wanted nail polish EVER!"
"Longbox acrylic"
...

Please - if necessary, remove me from the violent newsagents, but if I should again be totally weak.

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My friend Connie.

was a few days ago after a long time again with my friend S. and her two children to visit. After a short break, courtesy some point come - M. Klein approach carries a book, throws herself on my lap, snuggles - the female anatomy cleverly taking advantage of - and rightly so in a comfortable wing chair and loudly demanded that I read to him. Read out by his older sister mad, so that at some point there are two children on me and I do not think the book breathe or can. For a long time, "Bobo Dormouse" Ms great hero was (which is otherwise so because as an adult after a maximum of seven pages of the eyes can not stop), is now "Connie" his new role model. Connie is a little girl with red and white striped shirt and environmentally degradable parents with knit sweater and vest lambskin and the heroine of an entire children's book series.
"U. (father of M. Klein and sister) Connie hates now," says S. and rolls her eyes in his head. "At the end of the book she is then usually also in the newspaper, because they can back anything particularly great." This sentence was not only annoyed, but out of disgust. The children shared the opinion of their mother is not obvious. They found Conni great.
learn in this volume, the ambitious Conni - I would have fed as a kindergarten child with mud pie - Cycling. With the wheel of her friend Anna, she is then promptly to the wall. After endless pesky nagging Connor finally gets her dream bike for his birthday. The ungrateful piece finds very quickly that they would prefer one without training wheels, what her poor, politically correct parents, even loudly telling. Luckily can remove the training wheels and Conni is reconciled. To make things around, comes right at the end of the book then Connis friend Anna from the wheel and injured. But Connie - great example of pre-generation - such as full of compassion? Not at all. Conni "... was kind of glad that Anna has fallen from the wheel sometimes."
Sun Go now in the bookstore and see if they have "happy songs with Pol Pot and the red Khmern. (No, not from the commercial the magenta telecommunications company.)

How Many Calories In A Finger Of Kendal Mint Cake

My friend Connie.

was a few days ago after a long time again with my friend S. and her two children to visit. After a short break, courtesy some point come - M. Klein approach carries a book, throws herself on my lap, snuggles - the female anatomy cleverly taking advantage of - and rightly so in a comfortable wing chair and loudly demanded that I read to him. Read out by his older sister mad, so that at some point there are two children on me and I do not think the book breathe or can. For a long time, "Bobo Dormouse" Ms great hero was (which is otherwise so because as an adult after a maximum of seven pages of the eyes can not stop), is now "Connie" his new role model. Connie is a little girl with red and white striped shirt and environmentally degradable parents with knit sweater and vest lambskin and the heroine of an entire children's book series.
"U. (father of M. Klein and sister) Connie hates now," says S. and rolls her eyes in his head. "At the end of the book she is then usually also in the newspaper, because they can back anything particularly great." This sentence was not only annoyed, but out of disgust. The children shared the opinion of their mother is not obvious. They found Conni great.
learn in this volume, the ambitious Conni - I would have fed as a kindergarten child with mud pie - Cycling. With the wheel of her friend Anna, she is then promptly to the wall. After endless pesky nagging Connor finally gets her dream bike for his birthday. The ungrateful piece finds very quickly that they would prefer one without training wheels, what her poor, politically correct parents, even loudly telling. Luckily can remove the training wheels and Conni is reconciled. To make things around, comes right at the end of the book then Connis friend Anna from the wheel and injured. But Connie - great example of pre-generation - such as full of compassion? Not at all. Conni "... was kind of glad that Anna has fallen from the wheel sometimes."
Sun Go now in the bookstore and see if they have "happy songs with Pol Pot and the red Khmern. (No, not from the commercial the magenta telecommunications company.)

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search suspicious.

It always surprises waiting ... in my blog search word statistics. Amazing what you can out of my innocent texts so everything fitted together for Schweinkram. In addition to the now mandatory searches for 'moistened denim trousers, "" insight grantors underwear "," Temperaturmesserenthusiasmus "(I paraphrase it has now, or I land in search results even further above), there are always new beads.

My current personal hit list:

5th place:
nebenan.dot.com
(..." dot "written and two points - as someone to play it safe)

Seat 4:
röchelhotline
(probably looking in the yellow pages under this. term failed)

3rd place:..
straw blond child toupees
(A bit creepy addiction as someone for wigs or straw-blond of children)

Seat 2:? cards
Happy Easter to my wife
(. ... on it for two days after Easter - Date of search - is especially happy)


1, my absolute favorite search request:
cashier at the supermarket checkout, january since the end no voice, hoarseness longer, which may be the
(Yes what? The first case of swine flu in Bottrop Harsewinkel? Detail in each case.)


there been books about bizarre searches? And what the lady is missing hoarse at the supermarket checkout? Why straw-blond and not flat or champagne blonde hair pieces? Relevant information can, as always, very, very happy to be left in the comments.

Propane Oven Carbon Monoxide

search suspicious.

It always surprises waiting ... in my blog search word statistics. Amazing what you can out of my innocent texts so everything fitted together for Schweinkram. In addition to the now mandatory searches for 'moistened denim trousers, "" insight grantors underwear "," Temperaturmesserenthusiasmus "(I paraphrase it has now, or I land in search results even further above), there are always new beads.

My current personal hit list:

5th place:
nebenan.dot.com
(..." dot "written and two points - as someone to play it safe)

Seat 4:
röchelhotline
(probably looking in the yellow pages under this. term failed)

3rd place:..
straw blond child toupees
(A bit creepy addiction as someone for wigs or straw-blond of children)

Seat 2:? cards
Happy Easter to my wife
(. ... on it for two days after Easter - Date of search - is especially happy)


1, my absolute favorite search request:
cashier at the supermarket checkout, january since the end no voice, hoarseness longer, which may be the
(Yes what? The first case of swine flu in Bottrop Harsewinkel? Detail in each case.)


there been books about bizarre searches? And what the lady is missing hoarse at the supermarket checkout? Why straw-blond and not flat or champagne blonde hair pieces? Relevant information can, as always, very, very happy to be left in the comments.

Laundry Odor After Folding

Spring - an aesthetic problem.

It's that time again ... spring is here. During the April weather me intellectually overwhelmed and I am usually attracted to warm, to tear the clothes of other so quickly from the body, as if they were shopping in the store's clothing Chippendales. What is then dragged into the daylight should Relentless, human eyes do not have to look at her without warning: men's legs look pale from trekking shorts, which had two seconds to play long pants - zip at the knee is thanks. Nage-haired yellow-celled men pointed toes of shoes, which was invented by the devil himself - the men's sandals. Muscle shirts are nestled in the back of hairy men, which not surprisingly, of their loved ones always "bears" are mentioned. (Only topped by the young man next to me yesterday at the traffic lights, instead of wearing outerwear of any kind, just a backpack. In April. In Berlin.)
But keep up the women's fashion can. Flesh-colored nylon stockings cut off the blood supply from bumps calves. dig subcarrier shirt is (supposedly invisible) bra straps in tape-look into the flesh. Never died, unfortunately, is the 3 / 4 pants, sister of the terrible 7 / 8 or 5 / 6 leg dress ... so disadvantageous as the other. Simple rule: As soon as gebruchrechnet on the label, can hang your pants on the hanger. Also taken into
Prenzlauer Berg-chic like white Rippstrickstrumpfhosen under dark shorts, black nylons either in combination with green-Paul Breitner Memorial Adidas polyester satin soccer shorts cause me spontaneous conjunctivitis. Remember: even those who deliberately looks stupid does, even now still look stupid.

Sometimes I suspect the strict dress codes of many world religions are only created because some prophet could look simply no longer on the leg with self-tanner crosswalk. It is indeed not without reason, "we cover the cloak of oblivion / silence about it."

Laundry Odor After Folding

Spring - an aesthetic problem.

It's that time again ... spring is here. During the April weather me intellectually overwhelmed and I am usually attracted to warm, to tear the clothes of other so quickly from the body, as if they were shopping in the store's clothing Chippendales. What is then dragged into the daylight should Relentless, human eyes do not have to look at her without warning: men's legs look pale from trekking shorts, which had two seconds to play long pants - zip at the knee is thanks. Nage-haired yellow-celled men pointed toes of shoes, which was invented by the devil himself - the men's sandals. Muscle shirts are nestled in the back of hairy men, which not surprisingly, of their loved ones always "bears" are mentioned. (Only topped by the young man next to me yesterday at the traffic lights, instead of wearing outerwear of any kind, just a backpack. In April. In Berlin.)
But keep up the women's fashion can. Flesh-colored nylon stockings cut off the blood supply from bumps calves. dig subcarrier shirt is (supposedly invisible) bra straps in tape-look into the flesh. Never died, unfortunately, is the 3 / 4 pants, sister of the terrible 7 / 8 or 5 / 6 leg dress ... so disadvantageous as the other. Simple rule: As soon as gebruchrechnet on the label, can hang your pants on the hanger. Also taken into
Prenzlauer Berg-chic like white Rippstrickstrumpfhosen under dark shorts, black nylons either in combination with green-Paul Breitner Memorial Adidas polyester satin soccer shorts cause me spontaneous conjunctivitis. Remember: even those who deliberately looks stupid does, even now still look stupid.

Sometimes I suspect the strict dress codes of many world religions are only created because some prophet could look simply no longer on the leg with self-tanner crosswalk. It is indeed not without reason, "we cover the cloak of oblivion / silence about it."

Exterior Paint Colors Yellow Brick

close-up.

images in the small ads are supposed to actually give an impression of the property does not cut ... so here - but I now know exactly the pattern of the bedspread, white, looks like the microwave and that the current tenant either Schuhfimmel or no closets for storage have.

Exterior Paint Colors Yellow Brick

close-up.

images in the small ads are supposed to actually give an impression of the property does not cut ... so here - but I now know exactly the pattern of the bedspread, white, looks like the microwave and that the current tenant either Schuhfimmel or no closets for storage have.

What Does Stayfree,whisper Do

Happy Easter with DHL.

Who in the 5th Floor without elevator resides, but chickened out in many ways. You get an amazing view and no tap-dancing top tenants, but shopping and things like that do with your own body weight for the first time together 165 steps up to be towed. The thinking apparently our DHL parcel delivery service. So, rather than once across to etch through the stairwell, he rings the first place, but our programs are from somewhere in the neighborhood. And somewhere in "literally. In an average street in Berlin, which has only five-story building (plus front, rear and cross-building), the possibilities are endless. "But the packet man throws for No card? "may now be one or the other question. From time to time already. It is, however, also depends what he has written on the card. figured out until I had of who Mrs. W. (namely the owner of the lottery shop up the road), my pack is already almost over on the way back to the sender. "Lotto Laden" would have been too easy. Sometimes he throws and even a map, to make it more exciting. At some point I'll get it out yet that my package was delivered long ago and to whom ... but unfortunately I can not even the friendly woman from DHL service to tell where the live or the one.
After the parcel carrier on a Friday night again without ringing a much given needed Made in the neighborhood had (in the only shop that Saturday does not have open, we need the contents of the package, unfortunately, necessarily this weekend), I was so angry that I finally got the complaint hotline my overflowing heart to.
A few days later a shipment came for us. I may be wrong, but can it really be a coincidence that the DHL man this time gave the packet to the neighbors, in the 5th Stock on the other side of the house live? After I downloaded about three days, five floors up, was run down again and up again (at different times of day, there was no one there), I finally gave up and threw the invisible neighbors a Note in the mailbox: "I've tried, I can not simply make the package, what you want.."

Sun Now I have to go, however, collect my mail from Mr. Z.. After much research I found out that he is the owner of the bookstore next door, which, however, with a completely different name. "Books" would have been too easy.

What Does Stayfree,whisper Do

Happy Easter with DHL.

Who in the 5th Floor without elevator resides, but chickened out in many ways. You get an amazing view and no tap-dancing top tenants, but shopping and things like that do with your own body weight for the first time together 165 steps up to be towed. The thinking apparently our DHL parcel delivery service. So, rather than once across to etch through the stairwell, he rings the first place, but our programs are from somewhere in the neighborhood. And somewhere in "literally. In an average street in Berlin, which has only five-story building (plus front, rear and cross-building), the possibilities are endless. "But the packet man throws for No card? "may now be one or the other question. From time to time already. It is, however, also depends what he has written on the card. figured out until I had of who Mrs. W. (namely the owner of the lottery shop up the road), my pack is already almost over on the way back to the sender. "Lotto Laden" would have been too easy. Sometimes he throws and even a map, to make it more exciting. At some point I'll get it out yet that my package was delivered long ago and to whom ... but unfortunately I can not even the friendly woman from DHL service to tell where the live or the one.
After the parcel carrier on a Friday night again without ringing a much given needed Made in the neighborhood had (in the only shop that Saturday does not have open, we need the contents of the package, unfortunately, necessarily this weekend), I was so angry that I finally got the complaint hotline my overflowing heart to.
A few days later a shipment came for us. I may be wrong, but can it really be a coincidence that the DHL man this time gave the packet to the neighbors, in the 5th Stock on the other side of the house live? After I downloaded about three days, five floors up, was run down again and up again (at different times of day, there was no one there), I finally gave up and threw the invisible neighbors a Note in the mailbox: "I've tried, I can not simply make the package, what you want.."

Sun Now I have to go, however, collect my mail from Mr. Z.. After much research I found out that he is the owner of the bookstore next door, which, however, with a completely different name. "Books" would have been too easy.

Where To Find An After Prom Hamptons House

... because they can look better than thinking.

Recently I was sitting with three men together with our Indian next door. Eventually the conversation turned to a promotional team that had the colleague of the one compiled to boost sales. To the great chagrin of my companions were apparently from a Russian Girls Discus Throw Olympic team been recruited.
"And what are the men?" I asked, curious.
"men? No, there's no men."
"But you want to sell but also women's clothes, right?"
"Yes, but - you women are so complicated Do you like George Clooney."
"Oh, well ..."
"Brad Pitt?"
"They're OK ..."
"You see. A man you ask a leggy blonde back and 'Bingo!" "
(This also explains why my parents ignite every Sunday in the church Kerzchen - out of gratitude that they have brought their dark-haired daughter erdnuckelgroße against seemingly overwhelming odds but under the hood.)
I protested, women have also like something nice to look at, but was met with deaf ears ... it was already the external attributes of several colleagues discussed.

One of my former agency heads had as his very own, error-free system. One day he handed me a stack of applications from new students, to whom I should tell him my opinion. After the first rough inspection I was not sure if I had not yet Tran in a stack model used books.
"Um, W. - why are all these women only Amazingly, all exceptionally attractive, young and blonde ..."
"Oh, you know, Anke ... if I am coming to work, I see something pretty. How shall I ! Otherwise come about speed, "
" So we women here in the Agency - drinking viiiiiel coffee "

It has to be said: The claim that the exterior would not be women as important, is only a myth, with the the men against each other courage award. would be electrical and DIY stores crowded with female customers, there are not doing only waist-to-the-shoulder-pen-in-the-pocket-nerds their service.
Had the brown diet shower probably sell just as well, if they had shown in the spot instead of a muscle-bound construction worker model stripped to the waist with a mathematics professor überkämmter bellied bald?
Na indicated.

Where To Find An After Prom Hamptons House

... because they can look better than thinking.

Recently I was sitting with three men together with our Indian next door. Eventually the conversation turned to a promotional team that had the colleague of the one compiled to boost sales. To the great chagrin of my companions were apparently from a Russian Girls Discus Throw Olympic team been recruited.
"And what are the men?" I asked, curious.
"men? No, there's no men."
"But you want to sell but also women's clothes, right?"
"Yes, but - you women are so complicated Do you like George Clooney."
"Oh, well ..."
"Brad Pitt?"
"They're OK ..."
"You see. A man you ask a leggy blonde back and 'Bingo!" "
(This also explains why my parents ignite every Sunday in the church Kerzchen - out of gratitude that they have brought their dark-haired daughter erdnuckelgroße against seemingly overwhelming odds but under the hood.)
I protested, women have also like something nice to look at, but was met with deaf ears ... it was already the external attributes of several colleagues discussed.

One of my former agency heads had as his very own, error-free system. One day he handed me a stack of applications from new students, to whom I should tell him my opinion. After the first rough inspection I was not sure if I had not yet Tran in a stack model used books.
"Um, W. - why are all these women only Amazingly, all exceptionally attractive, young and blonde ..."
"Oh, you know, Anke ... if I am coming to work, I see something pretty. How shall I ! Otherwise come about speed, "
" So we women here in the Agency - drinking viiiiiel coffee "

It has to be said: The claim that the exterior would not be women as important, is only a myth, with the the men against each other courage award. would be electrical and DIY stores crowded with female customers, there are not doing only waist-to-the-shoulder-pen-in-the-pocket-nerds their service.
Had the brown diet shower probably sell just as well, if they had shown in the spot instead of a muscle-bound construction worker model stripped to the waist with a mathematics professor überkämmter bellied bald?
Na indicated.

Letter For Welcome Bags

Twilight * - the 237th Sequel? Only



Oh no, it's only the ob-vampire.


(* By far one of the dullest books I have ever read ... even if I am chasing now applied teens with pitchforks from the village.)

Letter For Welcome Bags

Twilight * - the 237th Sequel? Only



Oh no, it's only the ob-vampire.


(* By far one of the dullest books I have ever read ... even if I am chasing now applied teens with pitchforks from the village.)

How To Cover Cut Without Makeup

do not spin.

I still remember with terror units. Or reading aloud in English class. In the acting AG, I was, but I am probably the only reason not kicked out because the teacher had to protect our delicate Schüleregos. (Just ask my parents for my stunning performance as a drunken secretary ... "drunk" was truly in the role description ... maybe it was "hackendudeldicht.)
In other words - to a group of people recite something, for me to stress, linked hands dripping like Niagara Falls and the total loss of voice and brain activity. Then, if nothing more comes out hot air, any Huster from the audience to physical pain (and mine). Why do I write down everything here? Because I was asked by Phil Groundhog , (click for more information please click the yellow box on the right) together with other bloggers on the fourth of his organized Hanauer blog reading be read a few articles. Because this is a great honor, I do this course once, although I not been so excited now can sleep and pull the Signing of a body and voice doubles considered.
So - please come numerous and laugh, even if you are not sure where. (Huster must unfortunately remain outside, which arouses in me such unpleasant memories.)

How To Cover Cut Without Makeup

do not spin.

I still remember with terror units. Or reading aloud in English class. In the acting AG, I was, but I am probably the only reason not kicked out because the teacher had to protect our delicate Schüleregos. (Just ask my parents for my stunning performance as a drunken secretary ... "drunk" was truly in the role description ... maybe it was "hackendudeldicht.)
In other words - to a group of people recite something, for me to stress, linked hands dripping like Niagara Falls and the total loss of voice and brain activity. Then, if nothing more comes out hot air, any Huster from the audience to physical pain (and mine). Why do I write down everything here? Because I was asked by Phil Groundhog , (click for more information please click the yellow box on the right) together with other bloggers on the fourth of his organized Hanauer blog reading be read a few articles. Because this is a great honor, I do this course once, although I not been so excited now can sleep and pull the Signing of a body and voice doubles considered.
So - please come numerous and laugh, even if you are not sure where. (Huster must unfortunately remain outside, which arouses in me such unpleasant memories.)

Freezing Computer Vuze

woman XY and Germany's Next Top Model

Until yesterday I've seen exactly 1 1 / 3 episodes of "Germany's Next Top Model". Not because Mr. XY and I basically just follow the arte theme night, but because Heidi Klum's' Minnie Mouse-on-helium voice caused me pain for a short time in the seals. At the request of a reader (which one does not all) here are my log of yesterday's episode: The evening begins promisingly
- today the "Umstylingshow" which according to my expert source (see above) always provides the most entertainment. "Color" Let's keyword turns Austrias Topmodel by Larissa promptly like a squirrel in the washing machine. The poor girl "comes from the country ..." (Also because I think they are going now and a haircut) and also has a "scissor phobia". While I still regret to imagine how uncomfortable it can open its needs, milk cartons with their teeth and what one would otherwise be denied however, when the cutting has a problem, it has been recaptured and is in tears Cut the tips. See all from behind even faster, up to Aline - who has me as a brunette like better. She is now straw-blond extensions and act as they had transplanted her Heino's toupee with hot glue in the neck. (Well, I'd 'been sour.)
After one of the perceived fifty commercial breaks (was there anyone besides me ever "... presented by cyber junk phone" understand? ") The next" Challenge ": the would-be top models have in evening gowns at pose a rope ladder hanging. Tessa crying because of their black feet ("I'm very emotional!") And Sarina (not necessarily the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but somehow touching) understands the statement false and has held his hands convulsively with the Toes on the ladder firmly.
One more commercial break later (chocolate, shampoo, women's razors and pregnancy tests - "Do not you just get out, whether you are pregnant ... (but by whom - ha, ha)"), the next challenge: the girls have to audition to a designer who not only beautiful but also intelligent women studied. Poor Sarina ("Maybe I feel so over, but I'm not stupid.") Fails miserably again, having no answer to the question "What is the muse of an artist?" white. In their defense, you have to say that the "well-known designer clothes to even the Hollywood stars," two "Muse" pronounce as "leisure", as mechanism (s) you are so confused.
advertising, advertising, advertising ... and a top-model competition (called How many fashion designers to work? a) firm, b) the studio ...) later, finally, the river follows into the Top Model house. The next morning the first is coming up - the main sponsor of the make-up artist tumbles in with his rolling suitcase. He gives the girls valuable tips for a perfect foundation (the make-up bag with sponsor logo always nice in the picture), but speaks with them as if they were kindergarten children in front of short nativity play. I think the statement "Only some cream, then the make-up ..." even for completely exaggerated, it has a future end promptly Topmodel done it the other way around. First the pants, then shoes.
(At least one commercial break later ...)
as the new "Style" is missing, of course, the right "outfit". In a boutique to choose the girls in 30 minutes, the clothes that match best to their type. The winner will receive a designer piece of jewelry that looks as if you soldered the entire contents of Liberace's jewelry box on a chain. Winner Maria says accordingly not "man, the beautiful," but "This is indeed worth more than my entire wardrobe!" I wish her at the sale on ebay now good luck.

is some point it has finally come - the jury (Rolf, in his German like to mix a bit of French ... or is it vice versa? ... as well as the hairless Mini-Me by Rene Weller and Scary Spice, Sporty Spice of the sudden to get rid of her fitness DVD can) all individually line up for final run. Heidi
distributed pictures - this time for happiness not in suit or jeans eagle-mode bat sleeve batik shirt - and warm, though not always grammatically correct words: "I've seen you geleidet." Only
Tessa does not get a picture ... by the complaint of the jury she has made in the disposal before a photographer Effenberg. She and her middle finger flying out of the show.
I personally think it's not as bad as I could they hold and Ira anyway apart.

Freezing Computer Vuze

woman XY and Germany's Next Top Model

Until yesterday I've seen exactly 1 1 / 3 episodes of "Germany's Next Top Model". Not because Mr. XY and I basically just follow the arte theme night, but because Heidi Klum's' Minnie Mouse-on-helium voice caused me pain for a short time in the seals. At the request of a reader (which one does not all) here are my log of yesterday's episode: The evening begins promisingly
- today the "Umstylingshow" which according to my expert source (see above) always provides the most entertainment. "Color" Let's keyword turns Austrias Topmodel by Larissa promptly like a squirrel in the washing machine. The poor girl "comes from the country ..." (Also because I think they are going now and a haircut) and also has a "scissor phobia". While I still regret to imagine how uncomfortable it can open its needs, milk cartons with their teeth and what one would otherwise be denied however, when the cutting has a problem, it has been recaptured and is in tears Cut the tips. See all from behind even faster, up to Aline - who has me as a brunette like better. She is now straw-blond extensions and act as they had transplanted her Heino's toupee with hot glue in the neck. (Well, I'd 'been sour.)
After one of the perceived fifty commercial breaks (was there anyone besides me ever "... presented by cyber junk phone" understand? ") The next" Challenge ": the would-be top models have in evening gowns at pose a rope ladder hanging. Tessa crying because of their black feet ("I'm very emotional!") And Sarina (not necessarily the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but somehow touching) understands the statement false and has held his hands convulsively with the Toes on the ladder firmly.
One more commercial break later (chocolate, shampoo, women's razors and pregnancy tests - "Do not you just get out, whether you are pregnant ... (but by whom - ha, ha)"), the next challenge: the girls have to audition to a designer who not only beautiful but also intelligent women studied. Poor Sarina ("Maybe I feel so over, but I'm not stupid.") Fails miserably again, having no answer to the question "What is the muse of an artist?" white. In their defense, you have to say that the "well-known designer clothes to even the Hollywood stars," two "Muse" pronounce as "leisure", as mechanism (s) you are so confused.
advertising, advertising, advertising ... and a top-model competition (called How many fashion designers to work? a) firm, b) the studio ...) later, finally, the river follows into the Top Model house. The next morning the first is coming up - the main sponsor of the make-up artist tumbles in with his rolling suitcase. He gives the girls valuable tips for a perfect foundation (the make-up bag with sponsor logo always nice in the picture), but speaks with them as if they were kindergarten children in front of short nativity play. I think the statement "Only some cream, then the make-up ..." even for completely exaggerated, it has a future end promptly Topmodel done it the other way around. First the pants, then shoes.
(At least one commercial break later ...)
as the new "Style" is missing, of course, the right "outfit". In a boutique to choose the girls in 30 minutes, the clothes that match best to their type. The winner will receive a designer piece of jewelry that looks as if you soldered the entire contents of Liberace's jewelry box on a chain. Winner Maria says accordingly not "man, the beautiful," but "This is indeed worth more than my entire wardrobe!" I wish her at the sale on ebay now good luck.

is some point it has finally come - the jury (Rolf, in his German like to mix a bit of French ... or is it vice versa? ... as well as the hairless Mini-Me by Rene Weller and Scary Spice, Sporty Spice of the sudden to get rid of her fitness DVD can) all individually line up for final run. Heidi
distributed pictures - this time for happiness not in suit or jeans eagle-mode bat sleeve batik shirt - and warm, though not always grammatically correct words: "I've seen you geleidet." Only
Tessa does not get a picture ... by the complaint of the jury she has made in the disposal before a photographer Effenberg. She and her middle finger flying out of the show.
I personally think it's not as bad as I could they hold and Ira anyway apart.

What Hairstyle Does De La Ghetto Have

Cinema Cinema, Part 2

I've pretty much studied a long time in a small Franconian town. In this small town there was a cinema that now - I suspect - has given way to the usual multiplex. (The cinema, however, was a former - ahem - adult movie cinema, just situated next to the shop for Marriage Hygiene.)

The cinema was not necessarily for full cinematic pleasure, but a visit there almost always more entertaining than the actual show. There was only ice in the lobby before the movie and even popcorn - but only if it itself had brought from home. Each of the four rooms was a specific topic decorated, which was also almost always missed.
The "Eldorado" - not covered with gold was, but rickety wooden seats, their backs are drilled mercilessly least half an hour in the back. The astlochkiefervertäftelten walls adorned old wagon wheels, were inserted into the dusty grass tufts of plastic flower bouquets. All in all, it looked more as we celebrate cowboy birthday party in a large sauna, rather than "700 miles to the west" to ride.
in the main hall (which had no name) was the past glory can still be seen here and there - from the laurel wreath stucco reliefs were carved out with great difficulty the swastikas.
In the "foxhole" however, someone had let off steam with a penchant for really fretwork. Shrubs and trees from particle board and head-high wooden squirrel framed the canvas, behind which - surprise! - Were the entrances to the toilets. (Discreet Sneak Out during the movie that is virtually impossible.).
The smallest room was lovingly called by all visitors, only the "bus", because just as it looked. The screen was about 3x3 feet in size and there were only a handful of places - in rows of four seats. The cinema of the absolute film cucumbers. The screen was just at the door - once when I entered a few minutes after the beginning of the "bus", I was so blinded; I was just sliding on his knees and using my sense of touch to a free chair.

curiously similar to the device and was the staff. No Kartenabreisserin had fewer than 70 Lenze and Carnival, they welcomed the admissions in a fun panel. The tiny cowboy hats bobbing jauntily angle on jet-black dyed hair and gun belt clung to Bügelleichtspandexhosenhüften. My card was with a smile and the words "Once Schemmer Bond - a lot of fun" Spirited torn in half.
And they knew to set priorities:
would suddenly In a presentation of the film stopped, the light went on, the Door to the foyer and one of the older ladies in the hall shouted: "Is one in here, the vehicle with the license plate XYZ is facing an exit and it will be towed immediately!"
I call service. Since the multiplexes can still pack genuine.

What Hairstyle Does De La Ghetto Have

Cinema Cinema, Part 2

I've pretty much studied a long time in a small Franconian town. In this small town there was a cinema that now - I suspect - has given way to the usual multiplex. (The cinema, however, was a former - ahem - adult movie cinema, just situated next to the shop for Marriage Hygiene.)

The cinema was not necessarily for full cinematic pleasure, but a visit there almost always more entertaining than the actual show. There was only ice in the lobby before the movie and even popcorn - but only if it itself had brought from home. Each of the four rooms was a specific topic decorated, which was also almost always missed.
The "Eldorado" - not covered with gold was, but rickety wooden seats, their backs are drilled mercilessly least half an hour in the back. The astlochkiefervertäftelten walls adorned old wagon wheels, were inserted into the dusty grass tufts of plastic flower bouquets. All in all, it looked more as we celebrate cowboy birthday party in a large sauna, rather than "700 miles to the west" to ride.
in the main hall (which had no name) was the past glory can still be seen here and there - from the laurel wreath stucco reliefs were carved out with great difficulty the swastikas.
In the "foxhole" however, someone had let off steam with a penchant for really fretwork. Shrubs and trees from particle board and head-high wooden squirrel framed the canvas, behind which - surprise! - Were the entrances to the toilets. (Discreet Sneak Out during the movie that is virtually impossible.).
The smallest room was lovingly called by all visitors, only the "bus", because just as it looked. The screen was about 3x3 feet in size and there were only a handful of places - in rows of four seats. The cinema of the absolute film cucumbers. The screen was just at the door - once when I entered a few minutes after the beginning of the "bus", I was so blinded; I was just sliding on his knees and using my sense of touch to a free chair.

curiously similar to the device and was the staff. No Kartenabreisserin had fewer than 70 Lenze and Carnival, they welcomed the admissions in a fun panel. The tiny cowboy hats bobbing jauntily angle on jet-black dyed hair and gun belt clung to Bügelleichtspandexhosenhüften. My card was with a smile and the words "Once Schemmer Bond - a lot of fun" Spirited torn in half.
And they knew to set priorities:
would suddenly In a presentation of the film stopped, the light went on, the Door to the foyer and one of the older ladies in the hall shouted: "Is one in here, the vehicle with the license plate XYZ is facing an exit and it will be towed immediately!"
I call service. Since the multiplexes can still pack genuine.

Tattoo And Keratosis Pilaris

Tell it like it is.

In this apartment offer views not fined. Corner John Street Scheer and thus not very quiet ... " The best I like the picture "view" ... directly to the multi-lane, busy street. About the bath, we do not even have a word ...

Tattoo And Keratosis Pilaris

Tell it like it is.

In this apartment offer views not fined. Corner John Street Scheer and thus not very quiet ... " The best I like the picture "view" ... directly to the multi-lane, busy street. About the bath, we do not even have a word ...

Is There Pokemon For A Ipod

Alfredissimo?

who rented this apartment , Biolek get equal with them.
it is so cheap?

Update: Meanwhile, the supplier has taken out a portrait photo of Alfred ("your neighbor"). Remains to be the only question, which probably is a "living parquet floor" ...

Is There Pokemon For A Ipod

Alfredissimo?

who rented this apartment , Biolek get equal with them.
it is so cheap?

Update: Meanwhile, the supplier has taken out a portrait photo of Alfred ("your neighbor"). Remains to be the only question, which probably is a "living parquet floor" ...

What's The Best Laser Hair Removal Las Vegas

in the shopping cart.

near me would have missed by longer watching TV abstinence this incredible product . "Hair Minimizer Deodorant Spray? I hope that no animal had to leave his sight that armpit hair grow now a millisecond slower. Or it also works with hair and I have to once every 2 years at the cutting tip?

"Schniepel Maximizer Foot Deodorant" however, would be truly a product with an unbeatable two-up, of which all have something. But I so no one asks.

What's The Best Laser Hair Removal Las Vegas

in the shopping cart.

near me would have missed by longer watching TV abstinence this incredible product . "Hair Minimizer Deodorant Spray? I hope that no animal had to leave his sight that armpit hair grow now a millisecond slower. Or it also works with hair and I have to once every 2 years at the cutting tip?

"Schniepel Maximizer Foot Deodorant" however, would be truly a product with an unbeatable two-up, of which all have something. But I so no one asks.