Until yesterday I've seen exactly 1 1 / 3 episodes of "Germany's Next Top Model". Not because Mr. XY and I basically just follow the arte theme night, but because Heidi Klum's' Minnie Mouse-on-helium voice caused me pain for a short time in the seals. At the request of a reader (which one does not all) here are my log of yesterday's episode: The evening begins promisingly
- today the "Umstylingshow" which according to my expert source (see above) always provides the most entertainment. "Color" Let's keyword turns Austrias Topmodel by Larissa promptly like a squirrel in the washing machine. The poor girl "comes from the country ..." (Also because I think they are going now and a haircut) and also has a "scissor phobia". While I still regret to imagine how uncomfortable it can open its needs, milk cartons with their teeth and what one would otherwise be denied however, when the cutting has a problem, it has been recaptured and is in tears Cut the tips. See all from behind even faster, up to Aline - who has me as a brunette like better. She is now straw-blond extensions and act as they had transplanted her Heino's toupee with hot glue in the neck. (Well, I'd 'been sour.)
After one of the perceived fifty commercial breaks (was there anyone besides me ever "... presented by cyber junk phone" understand? ") The next" Challenge ": the would-be top models have in evening gowns at pose a rope ladder hanging. Tessa crying because of their black feet ("I'm very emotional!") And Sarina (not necessarily the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but somehow touching) understands the statement false and has held his hands convulsively with the Toes on the ladder firmly.
One more commercial break later (chocolate, shampoo, women's razors and pregnancy tests - "Do not you just get out, whether you are pregnant ... (but by whom - ha, ha)"), the next challenge: the girls have to audition to a designer who not only beautiful but also intelligent women studied. Poor Sarina ("Maybe I feel so over, but I'm not stupid.") Fails miserably again, having no answer to the question "What is the muse of an artist?" white. In their defense, you have to say that the "well-known designer clothes to even the Hollywood stars," two "Muse" pronounce as "leisure", as mechanism (s) you are so confused.
advertising, advertising, advertising ... and a top-model competition (called How many fashion designers to work? a) firm, b) the studio ...) later, finally, the river follows into the Top Model house. The next morning the first is coming up - the main sponsor of the make-up artist tumbles in with his rolling suitcase. He gives the girls valuable tips for a perfect foundation (the make-up bag with sponsor logo always nice in the picture), but speaks with them as if they were kindergarten children in front of short nativity play. I think the statement "Only some cream, then the make-up ..." even for completely exaggerated, it has a future end promptly Topmodel done it the other way around. First the pants, then shoes.
(At least one commercial break later ...)
as the new "Style" is missing, of course, the right "outfit". In a boutique to choose the girls in 30 minutes, the clothes that match best to their type. The winner will receive a designer piece of jewelry that looks as if you soldered the entire contents of Liberace's jewelry box on a chain. Winner Maria says accordingly not "man, the beautiful," but "This is indeed worth more than my entire wardrobe!" I wish her at the sale on ebay now good luck.
is some point it has finally come - the jury (Rolf, in his German like to mix a bit of French ... or is it vice versa? ... as well as the hairless Mini-Me by Rene Weller and Scary Spice, Sporty Spice of the sudden to get rid of her fitness DVD can) all individually line up for final run. Heidi
distributed pictures - this time for happiness not in suit or jeans eagle-mode bat sleeve batik shirt - and warm, though not always grammatically correct words: "I've seen you geleidet." Only
Tessa does not get a picture ... by the complaint of the jury she has made in the disposal before a photographer Effenberg. She and her middle finger flying out of the show.
I personally think it's not as bad as I could they hold and Ira anyway apart.
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