Oh no ... oh no ... I've done it again. Although I had sworn never again ... now and it is simply stronger than me ... before I understand exactly what I was doing, I reach for the gay issue ... because I will seriously consider "Julia Roberts - Receive notifications on wife Scarlett Johansson and her puppy - Happy Life as an eco-mom "or" Ryan Reynolds? Apparently so. At the 98% unacceptable fashion tips can be impossible. Thus, this summer certainly go over, without which I am somewhere in Jodhpur 'm embarrassed ... they're these huge harem trousers with hanging step, the act was a cover up to a more or less wearing an adult diaper or 12 cans carry dog food without a shopping bag homecoming ... in the already saw MC Hammer behämmert completely. Also, I doubt very much that I can persuade Mr XY to wear the shorts, sandals, tank top-fly combination. InStyle
The worst thing is the creepy writing style ... uh ... style. It will take from side to side gewortspielkalauert to the far-fetched that one's eyes bleed. "Oval Office" is the headline on "Luxurious oval diamond watches for women" (in Jodhpur was the way - because of their voluminous section - "business as usual").
completely inexcusable but - the completely mindless Anglicisms.
I imagine it like this: young editor appears highly motivated on their first day at InStyle. From the editor she gets a big, thick book in gilt thrown on the desk: "little while before you get started - here I have the" Great Encyclopedia InStyle Fashion for Runaways "for you. Nice to memorize. If you feel like you just invent more to an English-sounding word ... the acts toootaaal trendy
An excerpt:
! Polkadots ... with ... "= dotted dotted dotted
..." Sunshine- Feeling romantic touch with " = Nausea feeling with passing impression
"We love polo shirts!"
"Boyfriend Jeans", "boyfriend cardigan" = anything that is beyond size 36
"nudefarben" = nackichfarbend
"nerd" look = the fashion tip this (seriously): Put thick glasses (with window glass) and simple time "to look like a fool" ... what woman does not dream?
"cut-out look," "cut-out shoe"
"outfit upgrade" = the do you get when trying to apply to English words German spelling rules
"The trend in Cardigans: XL-boyfriend-cut "= ... but I could swear, it would mean" XL-boyfriend-cut "
"Lifetime-piece"
"... squeaky Colours"
"noble Long Vest"
"Chic Planters'
" polo shirts with patches
"lace-up booties"
"Open Toes" = "Women's shoes with toe cut" ... actually "Peep", what I would term as a trade just let through even the
"feminine, sweet"
"lizard skin. Simply classy."
"mega-bling-bling" effect = glittery doll
"Cool Grey Colour"
"Here's the most wanted nail polish EVER!"
"Longbox acrylic"
...
Please - if necessary, remove me from the violent newsagents, but if I should again be totally weak.
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