Thursday, April 30, 2009

How Many Calories In A Finger Of Kendal Mint Cake

My friend Connie.

was a few days ago after a long time again with my friend S. and her two children to visit. After a short break, courtesy some point come - M. Klein approach carries a book, throws herself on my lap, snuggles - the female anatomy cleverly taking advantage of - and rightly so in a comfortable wing chair and loudly demanded that I read to him. Read out by his older sister mad, so that at some point there are two children on me and I do not think the book breathe or can. For a long time, "Bobo Dormouse" Ms great hero was (which is otherwise so because as an adult after a maximum of seven pages of the eyes can not stop), is now "Connie" his new role model. Connie is a little girl with red and white striped shirt and environmentally degradable parents with knit sweater and vest lambskin and the heroine of an entire children's book series.
"U. (father of M. Klein and sister) Connie hates now," says S. and rolls her eyes in his head. "At the end of the book she is then usually also in the newspaper, because they can back anything particularly great." This sentence was not only annoyed, but out of disgust. The children shared the opinion of their mother is not obvious. They found Conni great.
learn in this volume, the ambitious Conni - I would have fed as a kindergarten child with mud pie - Cycling. With the wheel of her friend Anna, she is then promptly to the wall. After endless pesky nagging Connor finally gets her dream bike for his birthday. The ungrateful piece finds very quickly that they would prefer one without training wheels, what her poor, politically correct parents, even loudly telling. Luckily can remove the training wheels and Conni is reconciled. To make things around, comes right at the end of the book then Connis friend Anna from the wheel and injured. But Connie - great example of pre-generation - such as full of compassion? Not at all. Conni "... was kind of glad that Anna has fallen from the wheel sometimes."
Sun Go now in the bookstore and see if they have "happy songs with Pol Pot and the red Khmern. (No, not from the commercial the magenta telecommunications company.)

How Many Calories In A Finger Of Kendal Mint Cake

My friend Connie.

was a few days ago after a long time again with my friend S. and her two children to visit. After a short break, courtesy some point come - M. Klein approach carries a book, throws herself on my lap, snuggles - the female anatomy cleverly taking advantage of - and rightly so in a comfortable wing chair and loudly demanded that I read to him. Read out by his older sister mad, so that at some point there are two children on me and I do not think the book breathe or can. For a long time, "Bobo Dormouse" Ms great hero was (which is otherwise so because as an adult after a maximum of seven pages of the eyes can not stop), is now "Connie" his new role model. Connie is a little girl with red and white striped shirt and environmentally degradable parents with knit sweater and vest lambskin and the heroine of an entire children's book series.
"U. (father of M. Klein and sister) Connie hates now," says S. and rolls her eyes in his head. "At the end of the book she is then usually also in the newspaper, because they can back anything particularly great." This sentence was not only annoyed, but out of disgust. The children shared the opinion of their mother is not obvious. They found Conni great.
learn in this volume, the ambitious Conni - I would have fed as a kindergarten child with mud pie - Cycling. With the wheel of her friend Anna, she is then promptly to the wall. After endless pesky nagging Connor finally gets her dream bike for his birthday. The ungrateful piece finds very quickly that they would prefer one without training wheels, what her poor, politically correct parents, even loudly telling. Luckily can remove the training wheels and Conni is reconciled. To make things around, comes right at the end of the book then Connis friend Anna from the wheel and injured. But Connie - great example of pre-generation - such as full of compassion? Not at all. Conni "... was kind of glad that Anna has fallen from the wheel sometimes."
Sun Go now in the bookstore and see if they have "happy songs with Pol Pot and the red Khmern. (No, not from the commercial the magenta telecommunications company.)

Friday, April 24, 2009

Propane Oven Carbon Monoxide

search suspicious.

It always surprises waiting ... in my blog search word statistics. Amazing what you can out of my innocent texts so everything fitted together for Schweinkram. In addition to the now mandatory searches for 'moistened denim trousers, "" insight grantors underwear "," Temperaturmesserenthusiasmus "(I paraphrase it has now, or I land in search results even further above), there are always new beads.

My current personal hit list:

5th place:
nebenan.dot.com
(..." dot "written and two points - as someone to play it safe)

Seat 4:
röchelhotline
(probably looking in the yellow pages under this. term failed)

3rd place:..
straw blond child toupees
(A bit creepy addiction as someone for wigs or straw-blond of children)

Seat 2:? cards
Happy Easter to my wife
(. ... on it for two days after Easter - Date of search - is especially happy)


1, my absolute favorite search request:
cashier at the supermarket checkout, january since the end no voice, hoarseness longer, which may be the
(Yes what? The first case of swine flu in Bottrop Harsewinkel? Detail in each case.)


there been books about bizarre searches? And what the lady is missing hoarse at the supermarket checkout? Why straw-blond and not flat or champagne blonde hair pieces? Relevant information can, as always, very, very happy to be left in the comments.

Propane Oven Carbon Monoxide

search suspicious.

It always surprises waiting ... in my blog search word statistics. Amazing what you can out of my innocent texts so everything fitted together for Schweinkram. In addition to the now mandatory searches for 'moistened denim trousers, "" insight grantors underwear "," Temperaturmesserenthusiasmus "(I paraphrase it has now, or I land in search results even further above), there are always new beads.

My current personal hit list:

5th place:
nebenan.dot.com
(..." dot "written and two points - as someone to play it safe)

Seat 4:
röchelhotline
(probably looking in the yellow pages under this. term failed)

3rd place:..
straw blond child toupees
(A bit creepy addiction as someone for wigs or straw-blond of children)

Seat 2:? cards
Happy Easter to my wife
(. ... on it for two days after Easter - Date of search - is especially happy)


1, my absolute favorite search request:
cashier at the supermarket checkout, january since the end no voice, hoarseness longer, which may be the
(Yes what? The first case of swine flu in Bottrop Harsewinkel? Detail in each case.)


there been books about bizarre searches? And what the lady is missing hoarse at the supermarket checkout? Why straw-blond and not flat or champagne blonde hair pieces? Relevant information can, as always, very, very happy to be left in the comments.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Laundry Odor After Folding

Spring - an aesthetic problem.

It's that time again ... spring is here. During the April weather me intellectually overwhelmed and I am usually attracted to warm, to tear the clothes of other so quickly from the body, as if they were shopping in the store's clothing Chippendales. What is then dragged into the daylight should Relentless, human eyes do not have to look at her without warning: men's legs look pale from trekking shorts, which had two seconds to play long pants - zip at the knee is thanks. Nage-haired yellow-celled men pointed toes of shoes, which was invented by the devil himself - the men's sandals. Muscle shirts are nestled in the back of hairy men, which not surprisingly, of their loved ones always "bears" are mentioned. (Only topped by the young man next to me yesterday at the traffic lights, instead of wearing outerwear of any kind, just a backpack. In April. In Berlin.)
But keep up the women's fashion can. Flesh-colored nylon stockings cut off the blood supply from bumps calves. dig subcarrier shirt is (supposedly invisible) bra straps in tape-look into the flesh. Never died, unfortunately, is the 3 / 4 pants, sister of the terrible 7 / 8 or 5 / 6 leg dress ... so disadvantageous as the other. Simple rule: As soon as gebruchrechnet on the label, can hang your pants on the hanger. Also taken into
Prenzlauer Berg-chic like white Rippstrickstrumpfhosen under dark shorts, black nylons either in combination with green-Paul Breitner Memorial Adidas polyester satin soccer shorts cause me spontaneous conjunctivitis. Remember: even those who deliberately looks stupid does, even now still look stupid.

Sometimes I suspect the strict dress codes of many world religions are only created because some prophet could look simply no longer on the leg with self-tanner crosswalk. It is indeed not without reason, "we cover the cloak of oblivion / silence about it."

Laundry Odor After Folding

Spring - an aesthetic problem.

It's that time again ... spring is here. During the April weather me intellectually overwhelmed and I am usually attracted to warm, to tear the clothes of other so quickly from the body, as if they were shopping in the store's clothing Chippendales. What is then dragged into the daylight should Relentless, human eyes do not have to look at her without warning: men's legs look pale from trekking shorts, which had two seconds to play long pants - zip at the knee is thanks. Nage-haired yellow-celled men pointed toes of shoes, which was invented by the devil himself - the men's sandals. Muscle shirts are nestled in the back of hairy men, which not surprisingly, of their loved ones always "bears" are mentioned. (Only topped by the young man next to me yesterday at the traffic lights, instead of wearing outerwear of any kind, just a backpack. In April. In Berlin.)
But keep up the women's fashion can. Flesh-colored nylon stockings cut off the blood supply from bumps calves. dig subcarrier shirt is (supposedly invisible) bra straps in tape-look into the flesh. Never died, unfortunately, is the 3 / 4 pants, sister of the terrible 7 / 8 or 5 / 6 leg dress ... so disadvantageous as the other. Simple rule: As soon as gebruchrechnet on the label, can hang your pants on the hanger. Also taken into
Prenzlauer Berg-chic like white Rippstrickstrumpfhosen under dark shorts, black nylons either in combination with green-Paul Breitner Memorial Adidas polyester satin soccer shorts cause me spontaneous conjunctivitis. Remember: even those who deliberately looks stupid does, even now still look stupid.

Sometimes I suspect the strict dress codes of many world religions are only created because some prophet could look simply no longer on the leg with self-tanner crosswalk. It is indeed not without reason, "we cover the cloak of oblivion / silence about it."